Do you think my mortgage company would be cool with letting me skip next month's payment so I can buy a wii and a 50" Sony Bravia for my room? I mean, I have been a dedicated customer for at least half a year (maybe shorter) and just this one time I would like to use my money for something else. Just this one time. I think I'm going to call them.
2 comments:
Josh, You're making the wrong call! You need to call Uncle Sam. Explain how deprived you are, a young man in his twenties without a wii and whatever that other thing is! The moral outrage! Big gov't will see your need and they will pay your mortgage for a month or a year - however your children will end up in debtors prison - but for now enjoy a little virtual bowling and enjoy the "freedom" of being taken care of.(PS just to be clear I know you are joking and I am too - but sadly it's just not that funny. PPS I am hanging out with your sis tomorrow!)
Everyone else is doing it. Why not you?
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