Camera Adds A Couple Hundred Pounds

I realized today that I don't take pictures well...you know, i'm not photogenic.  Dodd (3 D's) and I had a little photoshoot today with THE Rachel Hansen, promoting Rice Bowls, and I looked fat and out of shape in all the pictures.  This had to be the camera b/c in real life I am in-shape, muscular, thin, smart, athletic, funny and hot.  

The camera adds a double chin and a gut....in every picture.  It was weird.  But then I realized that I am just not photogenic.  Whew.  

Good Idea

Do you think my mortgage company would be cool with letting me skip next month's payment so I can buy a wii and a 50" Sony Bravia for my room?  I mean, I have been a dedicated customer for at least half a year (maybe shorter) and just this one time I would like to use my money for something else.  Just this one time.  I think I'm going to call them.  

To You Shelley

In honor of my new fans in Columbia I would like to list my favorite tires:

BF Goodrich

Yokohama

Firestone

Dunlop

Goodyear

Pirelli

Michelin (most favorite)

In other news, I've been able to lead worship tons lately and that makes me happy.  My name was on a church sign...that's super awesome and dorky at the same time (if anyone from Temple reads my blog....well, i'll be shocked, and your church rules).  

That Offer Better Include Dental

I'm sure you all have heard that Manny Ramirez rejected the Dodgers' 1yr/$25m offer.  I mean, this is huge news - suffering in North Korea, massive slave trade in Asia, huge deficit in the US....nope, let's talk all day about Manny Ramirez.  

I don't know what you think but I am totally on his side.  Just last year Hope Point offered me a 2yr/$100m deal and I told them not to even bring that trash to the table.  They knew I was looking for at least a 4 year deal.  The nerve.  

In other dumb news John Thain, CEO of Merrill Lynch, spent $1.22m renovating his office last year as his company was tanking.  $87,000 on a rug, $1,400 on a trash can (I couldn't find a link to this without tons of bad words...apparently people are pretty upset....just google "Merrill Lynch CEO".  There is a nice list of where all the money went.)

Neither one of these dudes have a clue what normal life on earth is like.