Monday, August 17, 2009

My Magic Power

I realized at an early age that I had a magic power. Today that power has been put into effect like never before. My magic power, you ask?? Being able to gain excessive amounts of weight in no time at all. I'm like the opposite of a wrestler.

But tonight on my drive home I realized my favorite shirt was a little uncomfortable. I was 205 yesterday...I weighed just now. 211. That's 7 pounds in one day. I have a gift.

5 comments:

Mary Beth Broadwater said...

Hey soon to be even more famous Musician,

Since your artist website is being updated can you tell me again, How do I pay for and receive a shirt?

Thanks
Mary Beth

Josh Ridings said...

Yes! Mail $15 to 124 Spring Valley Dr, Spartanburg Sc 29301, with your address and size you want and you will be looking awesome.

I forgot to get you one while you were here. Sorry

Anonymous said...

what if the size i need is the good-golly-what-a-woman size

FlossieQuackenbush said...

Let this be a lesson-do not pass this gift to your descendants-no one appreciates regifting. .

Anonymous said...

i'm your super smart, math teacher cousin with a master's degree...that was 6 pounds, not 7...;)