Tuesday, August 19, 2008

New Job

Has anyone heard about Wal-Mart's deal with hamburger meat? If the meat is bad or turns brown, or whatever, they do a 200% return. They give you new meat plus your money back. So I have quit my job as a worship leader and decided to become a full time meat scout. I will travel the country looking for meat that I believe will be rancid, and upon finding said meat I will order 800 pounds of the nasty trash.

It's a win - win situation. I will always be full plus I will make tons of money. Will you forward me every recipe that involves hamburger meat please? Also, will someone teach me how to use a stove?

1 comment:

The Madden said...

Hamburger Helper. You can never go wrong. Or you could always have a hamburger duel ala the sausage duel.